Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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