Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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