It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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