just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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