I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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