Duck Duck Cougar?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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