I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
ok first of all what the fuck
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
