It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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