Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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