that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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