This is not my ceiling
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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