i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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