Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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