Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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