You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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