I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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