It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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