with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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