Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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