You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
birth control should be required to get into college
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
