I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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