no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
kristin has been a bad kristin
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
