awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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