we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I just found a bag of teeth...
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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