i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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