Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
