I'm going to jail i love you
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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