Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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