I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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