After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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