i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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