people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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