I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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