Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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