Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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