problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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