Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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