so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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