Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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