I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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