I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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