last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I think I sprained my soul last night
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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