it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
