idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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