This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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