I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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