Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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