butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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