gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize