I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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