so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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