is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
